Saturday, July 5, 2014

OK, because it's the internet and still a free country (last time I checked) here's my take on the Hobby Lobby thing

Look, helpless females, if 15+ forms of birth control paid for you by your employer, not to mention the about ten bucks a month birth control available from Target and WalMart, (also, abstinence is free, but of course requires some sort of self-responsibility and self-control) aren't enough for you and despite all that you still get pregnant....


Maybe it's because I'm big on self-responsibility (almost laughable in this entitlement society, I know), but if I get knocked up, it doesn't occur to me to think that my boss is somehow responsible for dealing with that situation.  Unless of course he's the guy who knocked me up, but we're not talking about that, are we?  Because that would require the adults responsible for this situation to be adults and take responsibility for it.  And we wouldn't want to do that, would we?  Not when we can blame our problems on some old, conservative white guys and try to make them foot the bill for our actions.

For fuck's sake girls, grow up and be women and take responsibility for your actions.  Also, that unfortunate baby you want your boss to foot the bill for offing?  I'll take it.  Seriously, I will.  Because as happy as I am to prevent a pregnancy, I can't kill a baby.  I just can't.  Because whether you like it or not, it's a human being.  It is.

Seriously, grow the fuck up and stop blaming society for your screwups.  And buy some fucking condoms, you idiots.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Neglected landmark to get new life as a mini-Starbucks

I don't think I've been back to Hollywood since I moved away two years ago (amazing to think it's already been two years) so I had no idea how badly the old Gilmore Gas Station on Highland had deteriorated.  The good news is that it's about to get fixed up to become a shiny new drive-thru Starbucks, according to Curbed LA.  And I agree with the Curbed article, the idea of a walk-up window really is brilliant.  I'm happy that the old station is going to get restored and see some new action.  You can bitch about big evil corporations all you want.  I just love Starbucks for doing this.

Monday, June 23, 2014's over

Friday I graduated from culinary school along with twelve of the neatest people I've ever met, thanks to the stellar staff at New School of Cooking in Culver City.

The past six months were a lot harder and more exhausting than I had expected. The school moves fast and things are covered quickly. The amount of knowledge acquired in this period of time is boggling to think about. A lot more practice is going to be needed to get me really up to speed, but I have a fantastic foundation to work with and a lot of ideas for new dishes to play around with.

I was surprised how fried I was after a day in the kitchen. As a result, a lot of things fell by the wayside, including writing and blogging. I barely recognize the poor blog these days, it's been so long since I've paid much attention to it. I also have a post-school to-do list that's two pages long and tons of writing notes to wrangle into coherency, not to mention a food blog to develop and get to a presentable state.

In six months it's going to start all over again because I'm going back for the full-time Advance Baking and Pastry program. A whole month just on cakes. It's going to be awesome.

Seriously, it's like an addiction.

Monday, June 9, 2014

No, not Lord Flasheart, NOOOOO...RIP Rik Mayall

He may be best remembered by American audiences of a certain age and sensibility as part of The Young Ones, a subversive British comedy that could be found on MTV back in the ancient times when MTV was actually cool, but for Brit comedy lovers like myself, Rik Mayall will always be the fabulously outrageous and fabulous Lord Flasheart of the Blackadder universe.

One of my favorite lines ever: Flasheart explaining to Blackadder and crew how to treat their fighter planes like they treat a woman:

Flasheart: "Get inside her five times a day, and take her to heaven and back!"

Mayall was 56 and is survived by his wife and three children.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

A few words of wisdom for a Thursday afternoon

Via Sun Gazing and Lessons Learned in Life on FB
Sun Gazing again. I really wish this philosophy was more prevalent these days.
Sun Gazing with the hat trick.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Cakes of L.A.

Via LAist: Awesome cakes of L.A. landmarks. Per the article, the cakes were created for a fundraiser for Mattel Children's Hospital UCLA. Cakes included the La Brea Tar Pits, Capitol Records, the Paramount Cakes and Beverly Hilton Hotel.

I can't imagine the amount of time and work that went into these cakes. They're just gorgeous.

Image from the article.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

2014 Los Angeles Times Festival of Books - More books!

The sparse non-food related book haul from this year's FOB:

Los Angeles Noir ($15.95 from Sisters in Crime) and Los Angeles Noir 2: The Classics ($15.95 at Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore), both edited by Denise Hamilton
I'm not sure how I don't already own these two books, but that situation was rectified on Sunday. The first installment features short stories that take place in locales from San Marino to Hollywood to Pacific Palisades to Belmont Shore, with a number of stops in between. Contributors include Michael Connelly and editor Denise Hamilton. Bonus: Hamilton was at the Mysterious Galaxy booth and autographed the book for me (To Melinda - Enjoy these dark tales). The second installment features short stories from such greats as Raymond Chandler, James M. Cain, Walter Mosley, Ross Mcdonald and James Ellroy.


I've always been fascinated by the fine line between homage and plagiarism. This little book takes the approach that "nothing is original" and that's it's okay to be inspired by the works of others. It includes other nuggets of inspiration to give your creativity a boost, while also stressing the importance of having a well-rounded personal life as well as an artistic one. 

My final purchase was a $3 book of crossword puzzles from the Bargain Book Warehouse. Plus, I also got the obligatory annual commemorative FOB mug and refrigerator magnet. After that, I gave my credit card a few days off to recover from its exhausting weekend.

This was my third consecutive FOB I've attended, and it was a big improvement over last year, mainly because the weather cooperated, unlike last year when it was scorching hot.

And the USC campus is as beautiful as ever:

The 2014 L.A. Times Festival of Books - Cookbooks and the Cooking Stage

Now that I've had a few days to recover from the Festival of Books it's time to review my FOB purchases. Let's just say I went in hoping to show some restraint and failed miserably. Here's this year's haul, beginning with books by two chefs who made appearances on the festivals' Cooking Stage:

L.A. Son: My Life, My City, My Food by Roy Choi with Tien Nguyen and Natasha Phan ($29.99 at Book Soup)

L.A. native and food truck maestro Roy Choi was interviewed by Pulitzer-winning food critic Jonathan Gold of the L.A. Times. Some highlights:
  • When Choi arrived at CIA (Culinary Institute of America) at age 26, he was keenly aware that he'd already lived a lifetime (which included alcohol and gambling issues, stealing from family members and rebelling against his upper-class upbringing) while his classmates - who were all in the 18-19 year old range - were just beginning theirs. He was also always on alert that CIA was his last chance and that he couldn't let old, bad habits ruin that for him. He would go on to graduate near the top of his class.
  • Compared attending CIA to being at Hogwarts. (Gold: "But every class is potion class.") Choi said the school "fit like a glove".
  • Choi was recruited to coach actor/director Jon Favreau for his role in the upcoming feature film Chef. He made Favreau work full shifts in one of his restaurants and was impressed by how quickly he caught on. He attributed this at least partly to the facts that actors need to be able to absorb information quickly when researching roles.
  • At one point in his career (pre-Kogi) he found himself cooking at a hotel in Lake Tahoe. Despite the fact that he never meant to work at a restaurant, he decided to go all in and be the best hotel chef he could. He eventually worked his way to cooking at the Beverly Hilton.
  • Considers Los Angeles and its diverse neighborhoods to be part of the reason that Kogi was successful. Despite constant criticism of the city being too spread out, Choi feels that's a big reason he could pull off the food truck. He said that only in L.A. could he park his truck by some railroad tracks behind a warehouse in Santa Fe Springs and send out a message on social media to promptly attract hundreds of diners. Today the Kogi trucks (all four of them) make regular stops in areas like Whittier, Granada Hills, El Monte, City of Industry and Signal Hill, as well as hipper venues like DTLA, Venice, Coachella, Pasadena and the Yahoo! Center in Santa Monica.
Choi is colorful and passionate not only about his food, but also about his diverse, fascinating city. It was an impressive and inspiring interview. Ye stirred and may have rekindled a love of L.A. that has been falling away for me the past couple of years. His book is a combination autobiography, cookbook and celebration. I'm only partway through it, but recommend it highly.

Taming the Feast: Ben Ford's Field Guide to Adventurous Cooking by Ben Ford and Carolynn Carreno ($34.99 at Book Soup)
Ford demo'd a couple of the recipes from his book (Bacon-Wrapped Quail with Pickled Jalapeno Stuffing which he served on Cornbread and Sausage Dressing). The demo was followed by a book signing. Some highlights:
  • His restaurant, Ford's Filling Station, began raising their own pigs, goats and sheep about five years ago. He believes that raising the animal builds a reverence for it, so it's no surprise he is also a believer in using all of the animal.
  • He was asked about his culinary influence and cited his native California as well as his wife's home state of Texas. He also cited his mother as an amazing home cook and early influence, so much so that he will be co-writing his next cookbook with her.
  • Ford's Filling Station (opened about 8 years ago) was the first gastropub on the west coast.
  • Someone asked him the strangest thing he'd ever cooked and the answer was beaver tail. He said it was not a pleasant experience.
  • Ford's Filling Station currently has two locations (Downtown Culver City and the Delta Terminal at LAX) and is about to open Filling Station number three at the Marriott at L.A. Live.

Taming the Feast is a 280 page behemoth, a coffee-table book among cookbooks, but worth every penny (and will be a lot cheaper on Amazon when it's released to the public on May 6). Each section features a large-scale feast with a preparation timeline, a smaller home version (the "tamed feast) and uses for leftovers. Influenced by his father Harrison Ford, who worked as a carpenter before Star Wars made him a movie star, the book also includes instructions and illustrations for a number of DIY projects including building a roasting shed, cinder block grilling pit and clambake barrel. Ford's is a hands-on approach to food and its preparation as a passionate family and community experience.

While Chef Ford was relaxed and chatty onstage, he was decidedly reticent one-on-one, so no, we didn't have a conversation about me being in culinary school. I'm not terribly outgoing myself, so it wasn't like I was going to initiate the conversation, plus it seemed like they wanted the signing line to move quickly, so I got my book signed and moved on. Still thrilling.

Translation: To Melinda - Make cooking an adventure! Ben Ford

The Little Paris Kitchen: 120 Simple but Classic French Recipes by Rachel Khoo. ($10 at Bargain Book Warehouse)
I'd caught Rachel's show The Little Paris Kitchen on The Cooking Channel recently and fell in love. I had no idea there was a corresponding cookbook. Rachel is from London, but fell in love with French food and life during a trip to Paris. She moved to Paris and enrolled at Le Cordon Bleu. The book is an extension of the simple but elegant approach showcased on Rachel's show.

Cake Couture: Modern Sugar-craft for the Stylish Baker by Annie Dam ($5 at the $10 or Less Bookstore)
Photograph-laden (which I love in a cookbook) with lots of instruction on technique, as well as recipes. I may decorate a decent looking cake yet.

Chefs on the Farm: Recipes and Inspiration from the Quillisascut Farm School of the Domestic Arts by Shannon Borg and Lora Lea Misterly ($5 at the $10 or Less Bookstore)
In addition to having as many photographs as possible crammed in, I'm also a big fan of storytelling in cookbooks.  Chefs on the Farm is broken into sections of seasonal foods, the importance of which has been pounded into us in cooking school.

Ice Cream Treats: Easy Ways to Transform Your Favorite Ice Cream Into Spectacular Desserts by Charity Ferreira ($5 at the $10 or Less Bookstore)
Just what it says: an array of ice cream treats including drinks, sundaes, parfaits, sandwiches, cakes, pies, sauces and toppings, along with home made ice creams. Bonus points for the sundaes combination charts.

Sicily by Editors of Phaedon ($10 at the $10 or Less Bookstore)
We recently covered Italian and French regional cooking in school. In both countries food varies from region to region depending on local weather, soil and resources, so I've been on the lookout for cookbooks addressing this.

The Country Cooking of Italy by Colman Andrews (with a forward by Mario Batali) ($15 at the Bargain Book Warehouse
The cover may look stuffy, dated and kind of boring, but this is a huge, hardcover book that comes out of the gate with a colorful, beautifully illustrated map of Italy's regions and the foods that define them. Lots of pics of Italy and its foods, past and present. Covers antipasto, soups, pastas, seafood, poultry, rabbit, pork, lamb, goat, game, produce, desserts and so much more. I'm really looking forward to diving into this one.

Food Lovers' Guide to Los Angeles: The Best Restaurants, Markets and Local Culinary Offerings by Cathy Chaplin ($16.95 from Book Soup)
Usually when you see these types of guides at a discount vendor, you can count on it to be outdated or at least not the latest edition, but this is a 2014 1st edition so I grabbed it. Covers the San Gabriel Valley to the coasts and everything in between. Also includes recipes from local eateries including Border Grill, Good Girl Dinette, Mo-Chica's, M.B. Post, Kogi and more. This will come in handy when I graduate and can start checking out local places when I'm no longer being stuffed daily at school.

Lemonade and Iced Tea by Fred Thompson ($5 each at the the Bargain Book Warehouse)
Each of these contain 50 recipes for enjoying these two refreshing drinks in a variety of ways, including the basics, lots of different fruit combinations and some adult beverage options. The books are small but colorful and packed.


Sweet on Texas by Denise Gee ($7 at the Bargain Book Warehouse)
I found this one late in the day on Sunday when I was really trying not to buy any more books. I made the mistake of flipping through it and couldn't pass it up. In addition to big, glorious pictures for almost every single recipe, it contains such intriguing treats as Deep-Fried Coca-Cola, Margarita Snow Cones, Gingerbread Pancakes, Ancho-Choco Truffles, Sweet Pineapple Tamales with Cointreau Cream, Hatch Chile and Avocado Ice Cream, and Cherry Dr. Pepper Cupcakes.

The Golden Book of Chocolate by Barron's Educational Series ($7 at the Bargain Book Warehouse)
300+ chocolate recipes. 'Nuff said.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wine & Food Pairing by Jaclyn Stuart and Jeanette Hurt ($5 at the $10 or Less Bookstore)
Because this isn't my strong suit.

Knife Skills by Marcus Wareing, Shaun Hill, Charlie Trotter, Lyn Hall ($4 at the Bargain Book Warehouse)
Because I need to work on my knife skills. This small book contains a ton of information on different types of knives and other cutting accessories, knife care and how to cut a variety of food items, including fruits, vegetables, meat and dough. Lots of pictures demonstrating techniques that will come in very, very handy.

I actually managed to buy a few books that weren't food related. Next post...

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Awesome Angels Flight imagery

via Nathan Masters on Twitter:

A is for Angels Flight!

This is just really gorgeous.  I'd buy it on a poster.  I can't imagine anyone living in DTLA not wanting this is their home.

Also really hoping that Angels Flight re-opens soon.

If you love historic L.A., be sure to follow Nathan and Angels Flight on Twitter.