Tuesday, September 25, 2018

The 2018-19 TV season has begun, and you know what that means!

It means that someone is going to suffer the humiliation of being the first cancellation of the season! And by someone, I mean one of the new network shows.

I stumbled across a terrific website today that I'm boggled I haven't seen before: Television Obscurities, devoted to shows that crashed and burned upon launch, many of which are largely forgotten today. The site has a poll where you can vote on your choice for the first cancellation of the new season. God Friended Me, one of my picks for the new season, is currently leading the pack.


Some amateur analysis:

I was surprised to have been only the second person to cast a vote for New Amsterdam. I'm all for helping people, but I've found the over-the-top do-gooding in their spots - which have been in heavy rotation - to be cringe-worthy, and I read a review of the pilot today that basically confirmed my reaction.

Looks like a lot of people are convinced The Connors will crash and burn without Roseanne. I personally think it will do well early on (due to the curiosity factor of how they wrote out their star and rebooted the reboot) so while I don't think it will last, I don't think it will be first on the chopping block either.

I was surprised that Manifest rated so high in the poll. NBC has been touting it as the most anticipated new drama of the season and I don't disagree with them. I did see the pilot last night and despite a bunch of less than enthusiastic reviews, was not disappointed. I especially did not see that ending coming. I actually think this will be one of the most successful new shows.

Also not surprised by the Magnum P.I. votes, although I don't see CBS being willing to cancel it early on even if the ratings tank, if for no other reason than to save face on what seemed to be a reboot no one was clamoring for but the network seemed hell-bent on making happen.

Think you know the first show to die a horrible death this season? Get on over to Television Obscurities and cast your vote!

Friday, September 14, 2018

Thursday, September 13, 2018

How not to get away with murder

Also, can we nominate this heading for "Heading of the Year"?

Author of "How to Kill Your Husband" Arrested For, Well, Killing Her Husband

If only there was a CSI show left to rip from this headline. I guess it's up to you, Law & Order franchise. Seriously, I will watch that episode just to see how they play it.

From the linked article:

A woman who gained note for writing lurid mystery books about women murdering their husbands has now been arrested for action out her fiction in real life.

Writer Nancy Crampton-Brophy, who wrote the 2011 book, "How to Murder Your Husband," was arrested in Oregon after her own, real-life husband was found shot to death.

Note: According to this article, she wrote romantic suspense novels and "How to Murder Your Husband" was actually an essay. Facts are important, but still...she actually addressed the subject in writing. Maybe not the best thing to have on your resume when you're husband gets murdered.

Also, her late husband's body was found at the Oregon Culinary Institute, where he worked as a chef. Forget TV, this is looking more and more like a feature.

The funny thing (well, maybe not ha-ha funny, but well, funny) is that if there's anything I've learned from researching crime, and watching both true-life and fictional crime shows, is not how I would get away with a crime, but how I would absolutely not be able to get away with it. And one of the first things you learn from any of this is that the first person the cops are going to look at is the spouse. And when that spouse is the author of "How to Kill Your Husband"...well, you would think Crampton-Brophy would have figured that out as well. Apparently not.

(Disclaimer: Although, as we all know, she's innocent until proven guilty...and if she does turn out to be innocent, well this story just took an even crazier turn.)


Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Twitter has lost its ever-lovin' mind. Or it needs new algorithms. Either way...

Twitter has been under fire lately for manipulating and banning accounts that don't fall in line with its head honcho's political beliefs, while allowing genuinely bad people and behavior to go unnoticed, but I hadn't personally experienced it...until the other night, when this popped up on my timeline:


Yes, according to Twitter's algorithms, this is who they think I'd be interested in connecting with. Yes, that Mahmound Ahmadinejad. And as someone else on Twitter pointed out, not only is Mahmoud welcomed on Twitter while a number of prominent conservatives are subject to various Twitter punishments and restrictions, Ahmadinejad is "verified". He has the coveted blue check Twitter bestows on the important people of the world.

I have no idea where this came from, but I love Twitter and would hate to see it crash and burn. I'm sure My Space once felt invincible and we all know what happened to them. But when you not only give the appearance of condoning people known for human rights violations while penalizing law-abiding citizens, you're pretty much writing your own epitaph. I hope things improve, but it's not up to me.

And just for the record, no, I did not take Twitter's advice and follow this creep. Thanks but no thanks, Twitter.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Behind the scenes with TV writer Daniel Knauf

My Twitter Writing List has been going nuts since writer/producer Daniel Knauf recently decided to put what he refers to as his "NoShows" online for anyone who wants to see them. These are shows he's pitched over the years that weren't picked up and it's a fascinating look at one of the downsides of the industry - the part where you pour your heart and soul into a project, only to see it not come to fruition. The collection includes show bibles, pilots and concept pitches. Do check it out at Knauf.TV. There's some amazing material there. He also provides some background on what inspired each project.

Knauf's credits include CarnivaleThe BlacklistSupernatural and the recent reimagining of Dracula starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, so he's the real deal. But even that apparently doesn't shield him from the sting of rejection.

I haven't had a chance to go through all of them yet, but the two that immediately grabbed my attention were Serling (yes, as in Rod Serling), the premise of which was that back in his Army days, the future Twilight Zone creator suffered a near-death experience that hurtled him into a purgatory that would eventually inspire the classic show, and Honey Vicarro, a mockumentary series about a Honey West-type show.

Knauf's NoShows even have logos. Check out Honey Vicarro:


And be sure to follow Knauf on Twitter as well. He's being very generous with his time and behind-the-scenes stories.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Flight animals

First of all, a brief apology for non-blogging lately. I stupidly spilled a cup of tea on my laptop, resulting in a very expensive and lengthy repair. Not sure how I managed to go ten days without my laptop, but I made it (with a big assist to my iphone). Blogging did suffer, though.

Back to the joys of surfing the internet: I've always wondered how show horses could be flown around the world without them freaking out, and since horses are flight animals (see what I did there 😏) they're instincts are to bolt and run when frightened.

So, needless to say, I was fascinated by this video of horses being flown in for the upcoming Tryon FEI World Equestrian Games in North Carolina. Fascinated and absolutely boggled. Plus, it wasn't a short flight - 8 hours plus according to the captain. And everything went smoothly. Do check it out. Here are some crappy screenshots to give you an idea of the undertaking.







The games, which include such diverse disciplines as reining, eventing, dressage and endurance, begin September 11.

The waves whisper to me


H/T to Mermaid Musings on FB.

Friday, August 31, 2018

August Words of Wisdom

A simple life is good with me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I'm happy. --Yanni

I walked far down the beach, soothed by the rhythm of the waves, the sun on my bare back and legs, the wind and mist from the spray on my hair. --Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I could never stay long enough on the shore; the tang of the untainted, fresh, and free sea air was like a cool, quieting thought. --Helen Keller

If there's a heaven for me, I'm sure it has a beach attached to it. --Jimmy Buffett

Every time I stand before a beautiful beach, its waves seem to whisper to me: If you choose the simple things and find joy in nature's simple treasures, life and living need not be so hard. --Psyche Roxas-Mendoza

Write without restraint. It's important to not censor yourself. People will censor the shit out of you...and there's more truth in fiction than there is in non-fiction. You have to be committed to that truth. --Walter Mosley

Do the things you love as much as you can. Respect your imagination, respect the idea of a writing life, and make it your own. --Jeff Vandermeer

Rage against mediocrity. --Steve James

Seas the day. --seemonterey on Instagram

It was a good time to start something new. We have two lives, and the second one starts when you realize that you have only one. --Isabelle Dubois-Dumee

The hardest thing to do is leaving your comfort zone. But you have to let go of the life you're familiar with and take the risk to live the life you dream about. --T. Arigo

I went for years not finishing anything. Because, of course, when you finish something you can be judged. --Erica Jong

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. --Joseph Campbell

After you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion And after ten years, throw it away and start all over. --Alfred Perlman

Every morning you have two choices: Continue to sleep with your dreams, or wake up and chase them. --Carmelo Anthony

Softness is not weakness. It takes courage to stay delicate in a world this cruel.
--Beau Taplin

The greatest fear in the world is the opinion of others, and the moment you are unafraid of the crowd, you are no longer a sheep, you become a lion. A great roar arises in your heart, the roar of freedom. --Osho

Before you ask why some people hate you, ask yourself why you give a damn what they think. --Tomi Lahren

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. --Jacques Cousteau

Our time is precious; who wants to spend it cycling mountains of laundry from washer to dryer, replacing dead batteries, and shuttling stuff, from room to room? Every single thing you own is something you have to take care of. --Erica Layne

When I'm looking at the world through the eyes of the novel, everything incoming can be translated into the novel. You open yourself up to the world. You're a receiver for details, snatches of conversations, whatever. But to do that you have to be in a headspace where the novel's living in your head every day. --Jeff Vandermeer

You only need to stand near the ocean to feel the power of the universe and a closeness to the one who created it. --Susan Gale

Tomorrow hopes you learned something from yesterday. --John Wayne

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers. --Socrates

There was once a time when college students studied facts, knowledge and human greatness. Now they study nothingness, ignorance, and the fool, the madman, the blind beggar, and the witch. --Ayn Rand

The ocean's roar is music to the soul. --Unknown

Monday, August 6, 2018

Recent (May/June/July) reading

I'm officially become addicted to listening to audio books in the car, and they were a huge part of my recent reading.

The Drop by Michael Connelly
Note: This was the audio book version read by Len Cariou.

The Drop is the 15th book in the Harry Bosch series and it finds him on the verge of retirement. At LAPD, DROP refers to their Deferred Retirement Option Plan, which gives detectives who have reached the department's mandatory retirement age the option of being kept on for an additional five years, assuming their request is approved by the department, and of course Bosch wants to stay on the job, doing what he does best.

Bosch has been assigned to the LAPD's Cold Case division, where he is handed an old case with a potentially problematic issue concerning blood evidence results that have just come in from the lab. But before he can get going on it, he's also ordered to investigate to the death of George Irving, the son of his nemesis, Irvin Irving, who either leapt from or was pushed off the balcony of his room at the Chateau Marmont.

Despite the differences of the cases and the people involved (one high profile, one anonymous) Connelly and Bosch manage both skillfully. The Irving case is in the spotlight, with both the former chief and his son having a lot of history and clout with both the LAPD and local politics. The cold case, on the other hand, has no high profile players, but earns Bosch's equal attention and expertise, as is typical of Connelly's venerable hero. In addition, Cariou's reading was terrific and although Titus Welliver, who currently portrays Bosch in the Amazon series is now the voice of the audiobooks, Cariou's voice rang true.

"The update is that we're waiting on the autopsy. There was nothing about the physical scene that leads us to any final conclusion. We have pretty much eliminated accidental death. It's going to go suicide or murder, and my money at the moment is on suicide."


The Love You Make: An Insider's Story of The Beatles by Peter Brown and Steven Gaines
Brown was a member of The Beatles inner circle going back to their origins in Liverpool and this is very much an insider's story, starting with John Lennon's troubled childhood, then proceeding to his musical partnership with Paul McCartney, George Harrison and eventually Ringo Starr. A big part of the story focuses on the band's manager, Brian Epstein, whose hard work and belief in them (along with his besotted obsession with Lennon) practically willed the group into stardom while his self-destructive behavior left him tortured and led to his premature death.

There's a lot of info about what went on behind the scenes and belies the lovable, wholesome mop-top image created for the group and perpetuated - at least for a while - by the Beatles themselves. Drugs, paternity suits, infidelity, Lennon's often vicious tongue and treatment of others - including his wife Cynthia and Epstein - are all unflinchingly exposed. But their talent was undeniable and Epstein worked them and himself mercilessly until Beatlemania was born. Just reading about their touring schedules was exhausting; it's understandable why, despite Epstein's protests, they eventually decided to quit touring at the height of their popularity.

The book also takes a brutally honest look at how George and Ringo were often treated as "lesser" Beatles, as well as the ups and downs of the group's post-breakup lives, works, finances, spiritual pursuits, and relationships with each other and the women in their lives. The book was published in 1983, was being written when Lennon was shot to death in 1980, and ends with that tragic event.

If there was anything disappointing about the book (besides some of the warts-and-all reveals) it was the absence of any mention of Freda Kelly, the longtime Beatles fan club secretary who was profiled in the terrific 2013 documentary Good Ol' Freda. I loved the film and was hoping for at least a mention of her.

John wore his new mantle of fame most uneasily. While Paul and George could bask in the adulation, and Ringo seemed only happily bewildered, John felt slightly betrayed by it all. Here he was the rebel, the iconoclast, who had become a plaster icon himself. John was being singled out as the great intellect because of his wit and easy verbal facility in press conferences and interviews. Suddenly, all the wise-ass, mean-tempered humor he had exhibited as a youth that had gotten him into so much trouble was being interpreted as wit. It became, in a way, more difficult to insult people who didn't know him, because he sounded so pithy and bright.


Angels Flight by Michael Connelly
Another Connelly audiobook, this one read by Peter Giles.

In this 1999 Harry Bosch novel, Connelly's famed LAPD detective is brought in to work the case of two people murdered aboard Angels Flight, Downtown L.A.'s landmark funicular railway.

There's no shortage of problems with the case. While one victim is a simple maid, the other is Howard Elias, a local African-American lawyer famous for suing the crap out of the LAPD and its officers for police brutality on behalf of black defendants. With the 1992 L.A. riots still fresh in the minds of Angelenos, the big fear is that Elias may have been murdered by a cop and the case will set off a fresh wave of violence and destruction. The fact that any number of cops had motive to want Elias dead puts Bosch in the position of having to investigate his own. The usual department politics, always a thorn in Bosch's side, just adds insult to injury. And in addition to dealing with the high-profile and potentially explosive case, Bosch is also grappling with the deterioration of his marriage.

Fun fact: Angels Flight is comprised of two railcars named Olivet and Sinai. In the novel, the murders occur aboard Olivet. Another fun fact: I donated the audiobook to my local thrift shop as soon as I was done but before I could snag a quote.


Two Kinds of Truth by Michael Connelly
I think this is where the audio book addiction officially kicked in. After finishing Angels Flight, music just wasn't cutting it.

This is the most recent Harry Bosch novel and was read by Titus Welliver, who plays Bosch on the Amazon TV series of the same name and is now the voice of his audiobooks. Bosch, now unceremoniously retired from the LAPD, is donating his talents to the San Fernando Police Department's cold case files when he's enlisted to help SFPD investigate a double-murder at a local pharmacy that leads to a prescription drug scam that leads to a seriously dangerous undercover job.

And being retired doesn't mean the LAPD is going to leave Bosch in peace. Just before getting the call for the murders, he's informed that his former department has found a discrepancy in an old case of his that sent a trust-funded aspiring actor to death row, and that the guy may now be in a position to sue the department, the city of Los Angeles, and Bosch himself for wrongful imprisonment. The inference that Bosch - who is certain he got the right guy - may have tampered with or withheld evidence means that as usual, he's working multiple cases: the current pharmacy murders, the old death row case in order to clear his name and reputation, plus an old cold case file that has an unexpected resolution.

To add to the fun, Mickey Haller, Bosch's half-brother (aka The Lincoln Lawyer) makes an appearance, helping Bosch clear his name in the old case. His cool as a cucumber courtroom machinations are dazzling.

He knew there were two kinds of truth in this world. The truth that was the unalterable bedrock of one's life and mission. And the other malleable truth of politicians, corrupt lawyers, and their clients, bent and molded to serve whatever purpose was at hand.


The Garden on Sunset: A Novel of Golden-Era Hollywood (Hollywood's Garden of Allah Novels, Book 1) by Martin Turnbull
I'd been aware of Turnbull's Old Hollywood novels, but had never read one. Earlier this month he announced the upcoming ninth and final release of the series. A few days later I was at the salon looking for something to read and realized I had the first of the novels on my Kindle, and I was off and running.

Just as the first talkie, The Jazz Singer, has been released on an unsuspecting public, three young hopefuls descend on The Garden of Allah Hotel on Sunset Boulevard, formerly the palatial home of silent film star Alla Nazimova. There's film-crazy Marcus Adler, a would-be writer who arrives at The Garden after being unceremoniously booted from his home and hometown in Pennsylvania by his father, who has discovered Marcus is gay. Spirited Kathryn Massey's mother has spent years pushing her to be an actress, but Kathryn wants to be a reporter. Then there's Southern beauty and aspiring star Gwendolyn Brick, who has just relocated to Hollywood, California from Hollywood, Florida. The three become fast friends and the tale covers their struggles to fulfill their dreams while rubbing shoulders with the historic, rich, famous, and influential in Tinseltown including Errol Flynn, Tallulah Bankhead, Marion Davies, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, George Cukor, Louella Parsons, Ramon Novarro, Dorothy Parker, and the mysterious Nazimova herself. By the end of the book, they haven't quite achieved their desires, but are well on their way.

The characters are well-rounded and appealing; you can't help root for them. I'm looking forward to seeing their progress in the subsequent novels. And Turnbull knows old Hollywood inside out. Reading this is like taking a time-machine back to the early days when Hollywood wasn't quite yet fully-formed, but well on its way. And since time machines haven't been invented yet, this novel is the next best thing.

As he poured them both a scotch, she scanned the crown for that Earl O'Flynn fellow. It was always easy to spot the stars. There was something magnetic about the big ones that set them apart: Douglas Fairbanks, Mae West, Gary Cooper. But it was more than good looks. Bela Lugosi was no great looker, but when he came in to the Cocoanut Grove one night, he stopped bystanders in their tracks. Even from across the pool, Gwendolyn could sense that Earl O'Flynn had it.
(Note: In case you didn't twig to it, "Earl O'Flynn" was actually Errol Flynn)

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Submitted for your approval - July edition

Rough month. Expensive move (lots of damage) away from the beach and into crippling heat, and a rejection from the upcoming Sisters in Crime/Los Angeles anthology. I could have used some good news right about the time I got that email. It was a dark and stormy night, at least inside my head, even if it was quietly broiling outside.

I wanted to get more submissions in this month, but a couple of the projects I wanted to submit are still works in progress and need some more time and polishing. Still, I managed four submissions, all to the Moondance International Film Festival.

Moondance has about five million categories, which is fun. I submitted to the Short Screenplay and Short Story categories. The submissions are:

Short Screenplay category: Chick Stuff with Whitney and Alannah. This is a short script I wrote years ago when I was concentrating on screenplays, and then never did anything with it. It needed a bit of updating, but that turned out to be easy-peasy. Better than I remembered. Will be looking for more contests for this one.

Short Story category: Moondance gives you three short story entries for the price of one, so I submitted Like Deja vu All Over Again, Christine Thirteen (the SinC/LA reject) and The Legend of Bahama Bobby, which had originally been written for the upcoming Bouchercon anthology.

From their website, it looks like Moondance is looking for message-heavy submissions, and although everything I submitted features female protagonists, I don't know if they will be message-heavy enough for the judges. I guess we'll see.