From the Department of Things I Don't Get: Justin Bieber

Every time I see Justin Bieber, two things come to mind: Who is this chick, and why is she so famous?

Although not yet out of its teens, the Biebs has already "written" an autobiography.  Now I'm sure, like me, you don't want to live in a world where stuff like this happens, but take heart - "Canadian icon" Gordon Pinsent has our backs:

Oh the girls...the grilled cheese...