Thanks to my friend Liz, I was recently tipped off to Facebook's "Pirate" language option and decided to give it a shot. Although the novelty wore off after a while, it was pretty hilarious and I'll probably switch back to it periodically just for a laugh. Whoever it was at Facebook that came up with all the pirate language really knows their pirate language.
One of the many changes Piratese makes is that it adds the title of "Cap'n" before everyone's name. Which resulted in this:
Dustin Brown is the team captain of my beloved Los Angeles Kings.