Consider the cronut. Or not.

A classmate brought some in recently.  Tried one.  Don't understand the hype.  And that's coming from someone with a healthy appetite for both doughnuts and croissants.

Every fad has its day.  Can't see this one lasting, especially when a doughy sweet tooth like mine doesn't become an instant, willing slave to your sugary, fattening concotion.

End of review.  Really, that's it.  Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut. Because that's all it needs to be.