When a 1994 parody sketch becomes today's reality

Keep in mind that The Kids in the Hall did this sketch in 1994. It sounds like something you'd hear about happening on a college campus today. H/T to 9gag.com for sharing this.

"The poor woman-child is just another victim of the patriarchy!"

"Hate crime! Hate crime!"

"It is also a racist construct! This woman represents the same white image of beauty that has oppressed women for centuries!"

"Anyone who stays is obviously racist!"

"White male!"

I love Dave Foley's line: "Sorry, it's just naked, fat, black, crippled dykes are hard to find."