|Son. of. a. Bitch.|
Romance AGAIN??? Third out of four times??? What is this, a fucking conspiracy???
MoFoing SOB. I hate romance as a genre. Too wimpy and predictable. Give me a shot at hard-boiled crime, I will rock that.
Detectives in love, bitches. I'm gonna make that happen again. I have the whole weekend.
Son of a bitch. I want to punch this sorry genre in the ovaries.
Now get writing. Something.