Showing posts with label Shopping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shopping. Show all posts

Friday, December 5, 2025

Taxed to death

So nice of PetSmart to break out all the taxes we pay here in Los Angeles. Keep in mind, all I bought was cat food.
 
 
Ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. California taxes are out of control. Being in L.A. just compounds it. One can only hope we get new, competent leadership at some point.
 

Saturday, May 4, 2024

It's just as weird in person

Spotted this Tesla Thing in the parking lot of a local shopping center (ignore my finger in the shot - I had my hands full):
 

 It doesn't even look like a real car. So weird.

Monday, April 22, 2024

My FOB haul

Last weekend marked the first time I got back to the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books since I don't know when (pre-COVID?) and I think I actually used some restraint in buying books, especially on Day 1 when the only book I bought was the Mike Farrell autobiography.
 
The haul:
 
And from the discount bookstore:
 
I tried to get an autographed copy of David Mamet's Everywhere an Oink Oink after seeing him interviewed, but the bookstore sold out before I could grab one. Bummer.
 

It was really good to get back to the FOB. Next year's festival is April 26-27, 2025 at USC and is the 30th anniversary. Looking forward to it!


Monday, March 18, 2024

I was today years old when I found out there was a Tower Records in Marina del Rey

Never knew. It's a DSW Shoe Warehouse now. 



Spent a lot of time and money at the West Covina location back in the day.

Saturday, December 30, 2023

Not creepy at all...

Don't ever think you have privacy on the internet.

I was reading an article on Deadline about the death of actor Tom Wilkinson and just look at the ad that popped up in the middle of it:


Guess what I was looking at online just yesterday? Yep, this:


 
I ended up not buying it, but if you've ever wanted the Breyer version of Secretariat, he's still available.

Totally creepy, and not cool at all.

Updated 1/2/24: Breyer ads still popping up on various websites. Not cool at all.

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Yay or nay?

Oh lookie - it's a Jaws lamp! Could this be any more tempting? I think not.

Seriously, look at this thing! Especially lit up in the dark!
 

 


Hmmm....

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining

Gotta admit, I'm sick to death of listening to Biden talking about how he's rescued the country from the "disaster" it was when he inherited it. (Spoiler alert - he wrecked it, not whoever he's blaming it on this week. Don't care about your political party or who you voted for - this is recent.)

Gas prices in Southern California are back above $5/gallon, after a period of them going down. Not down to pre-Biden levels, but at least not in the $5+ range. That didn't last. Oh, and a bank just crashed and there's a good chance that starting tomorrow the stock market is going to do the same. Peachy.

Prices of everything are going up. I don't know how people are surviving, especially those that have to commute to work (1 hour+ one-way isn't unusual here in L.A.) and provide for children. The closest thing I have to a kid is the lovely Sophie, and even she's getting expensive. Case in point:

Yeah, there's cheaper cat food, but Sophie is old and has gotten picky as heck in her old age. In fact, if she'd eat the even more expensive specialty food for kidney disease that she rejected, I'd pay for that too. But I'm also not in the position of having to decide between feeding kids or the family pet, so I'll take the hit and she'll continue to get the fancy-schmancy stuff.

Anyhoo, this box of twelve servings has always been in the $11-$12 range, depending on where I buy it (Target, Walmart, or a grocery store). About a week ago I was at CVS and it was priced at a jaw-dropping $22. Not making that up. TWENTY. TWO. DOLLARS. I probably should have taken a picture, but I was too stunned by that number to think about it.

So instead I went over to Pavilions where I was sure it would be a lot more reasonably priced. Not, as it turns out. I was shocked to see what they were charging. Not as bad as the $22 CVS wanted, but the price has skyrocketed at the grocery store as well. EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.
 
"Regular" price. There's nothing "regular" about it.

The only thing that brought it down to close to the old price was being a "member". Otherwise, nearly twenty bucks. For twelve servings. She'll go through that in well under a week.

And that's just cat food. See that Diet Dr. Pepper? Next time I bought it (at Ralphs) it was nearly $4. For one 2-liter bottle. Looks like I'm going to have to think about giving up the luxury of soda like the good peasant I am. You know who isn't having to concern themselves with prices or sacrifices? Know who isn't worried about feeding their families and pets? You know who isn't going to be eating the food made out of bugs? Our political overlords and their fellow elite, that's who.

It's galling enough to watch the world fall apart around me, but I don't need the insult of our so-called "leaders" telling us how much better it all is than a few years ago. I mean, isn't going broke, a stock market crash, and the looming possibility of World War III so much better than a booming economy with record-low Black and Hispanic unemployment? Depends on who you ask. If you ask me, the answer is HELL NO. But there are politicians (and let's not forget the complicit media) who will look you in the eye and tell you everything is dandy. Because they have nothing but disdain for you and don't care what happens to you. And some of you will still continue to support them. I don't know how or where this is going to end, but it's looking pretty dire right now. Forget the concept of a dystopian future. That future is now. We're in it.

Sophie will be fine, but I'm now wondering when we're going to see stories about people having to give up their pets to shelters because they can no longer afford to feed them and the kids, and well, they can't very well drop the kids off.

Update: Did I call it or what? In December, I received a call from the Pasadena Humane Society (who I have donated to in the past) asking for donations for a program they have to provide food for pet owners who are experiencing financial difficulties so that they can keep them rather than having to give them up.

Monday, December 12, 2022

You're toast

This thing popped up on my Facebook feed and I just had to find out who the hell would need a "smart" toaster with a video screen.

First off, here it is: 

 
And here is an absolutely scathing review of said product.

So, in addition for not being very good at actually, you know, toasting, this baby comes with a mind-boggling $350-$400 price tag. Seriously, who pays that much for a freaking toaster? For God's sake, even a pretty pretty Smeg comes in at $199 at Bed Bath & Beyond, and not only is that still a chunk of change for a toaster, that's also before the 20% off coupon. 


Guess I'll stick with my cheapy $30 faux retro bread heater that works just fine.



Monday, July 11, 2022

So this exists, and it's hilarious

How's this for a door mat?
 

Alas, at my apartment building, we're inside of a building and not allowed to have door mats because they get in the way when maintenance comes in to vacuum the carpet in the hallways. But if I could have one, this would be tempting.

I also thought this was kind of funny:


I guess a simple "welcome" just doesn't hack it these days.

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Amazon Loot: An app for those who would prefer to loot in the privacy of their own home

The Babylon Bee strikes again: Amazon Looting App. Gotta love the Facebook comments.
 









 
Updated 11/24/21 4:35pm: More looting humor from The Babylon Bee.

 
Let the holiday shopping looting begin!
 

Thursday, September 16, 2021

It's September 16. I just received the first Christmas email of the year.

Cost Plus World Market (a store I absolutely love, BTW) thinks we should start stocking up on advent calendars now!

Fall doesn't even begin until next week.

Too soon.


Thursday, August 26, 2021

Cool plates

Didn't get a chance to take pics, but yesterday going to and from the store I saw a trio of really cool license plates.

In the parking lot, one car had VEN BCH. I wonder how long they've had it. My late godfather, an Arcadia, California historian, had the plates ARCADIA and OAK TREE on his and his wife's plates. Not sure if she kept them after he passed away.

Just a few spots down from VEN BCH was a car sporting plates declaring I LV NY (California plates - the classic gold lettering-on-black, no less).

Then driving home I saw a car sporting DLVR BBS. It took me a few seconds to realize what it meant...deliver babies!!!

And just to top off the automotive experience for the day, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was parked out in front of the hotels down the street. 

This was right after the rest of my patio furniture arrived! So just a good day all-around.


Saturday, July 17, 2021

Okay, I've never liked PayPal but it's been a necessary evil. Until now.

The credit card that I use for most of my purchases expired last month. That means that not only did I get a new card that's one of those weird-looking contact-free cards (apparently plastic cards with raised numbers are a thing of the past) but I also had to notify various accounts I do business with of the new expiration date. Which is no biggie. Something I can totally handle.

Then yesterday I got this email from PayPal:


"If this card was your preferred way to pay online..." PayPal has NEVER been my preferred way to pay online, bitches! I only used it when it was the only option. And I've never, ever had a vendor "automatically" update my credit card information. Never. This was a first, and not a welcome one.

The account did list a purchase I made in early July so maybe they got the expiration date from that vendor somehow, but they did it without consulting me and I certainly wouldn't give someone else permission to share my credit card info. If they had bothered to ask, that is.

And if that wasn't intrusive enough, not only do they have my updated expiration date, but they also had a friggin' image of my card displayed on their site. How they got it, I have no idea. I was beyond disturbed by this. Is it that easy for an online vendor to get not only my credit card info without my participation, but they even have a damn picture of my card on their site? 

I've never really liked PayPal and only used them when a seller didn't give me any other option, but this was too much. Waaaaay too intrusive. If I want you to have my updated credit card info, I'll give it to you. It's not that hard. But you don't get to take it. 

So just before writing this post, I finally closed my PayPal account. If you're selling something you're going to have to give me an option other than PayPal. I'll go old school and mail you a check if necessary. People did it that way for years and managed to survive. But PayPal is no longer an option. And life will go on just fine without them.


Saturday, June 19, 2021

Charmed, I'm sure!

The other day this popped up on my Facebook feed: Celebrating Every Publication by Kate Fellowes

What Kate has done over the years is fill bracelets with charms relating to her stories and essays each time she's been published. She's currently on her third bracelet.

I thought it was a pretty cool idea, so I looked at my whopping four published short stories and started thinking about charms. Here's what I came up with. 

1 - "Crime Drama/Do Not Cross", which appeared in LAst Resort, is a Hollywood-based story about a failed actress turned private eye, and who is obsessed with a CSI franchise-type show that is about to end its run. So I figured a Hollywood sign charm would be awesome.

I had a surprisingly tough time finding Hollywood-related charms. In addition, a lot of them are intended to have chains looped through them, while I'm looking for charms with clasps. So far this is the closest thing I've found and I'm not really sold on it. I love the comedy and tragedy masks, but not for this story.


I did find this clapper board, but not happening at that price. Even the charms at Brighton (where I was really hoping to find what I needed to make this happen) aren't anywhere near that, and that is not an inexpensive place to shop.


2 - "Like Deja vu All Over Again", which appeared in Crossing Borders, was based on a nightmare I had years ago about being carjacked. So obviously a car charm is needed here.

Again, I was surprised by the apparent lack of car-related charms. The car in the story is an old Toyota Corolla, so it can't be a fancy car. I might need to brainstorm this one a bit more.

3 - In "The Legend of Bahama Bobby", which was just published in The Fish That Got Away, Bobby is a painter, so something painterly, obviously.

I found the perfect charm here. Is this cute or what?


4 - Lastly we have "Christine Thirteen", which is just now being published in Avenging Angelenos (I'm still swooning over that cover). I don't want to give too much away, but the obvious choice is a disposable coffee cup with a lid.

I was surprised how few of these I could find. You'd think they'd be all over the place. I needed a cup with a lid as opposed to a cup and saucer, and eventually found this.

So far I haven't bought any of these because I don't want the collection to be spotty, but if I can find charms to go with all four stories, it's pretty certain I'll be adding to my jewelry collection. Plus, it would be a heck of a conversation piece, don't you think?

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Loss Prevention

As I mentioned in this post, I haven't been doing much writing so far this year, and since the move last Monday I've been unpacking and setting up the beautiful new apartment. This afternoon I had the first "I could use this in a story" experience that I've had in a long, long time. 

At my new local Pavilions they have two entrances (one on either end of the store) and because of the lockdown have designated one door for entering only and the other for exiting only. As I was entering, a woman was coming out of the same doorway with a full cart. She had a bunch of stuff, including a couple cases of dog food and most notably four very large bottles of tequila. The cart got stuck on the door track and I assumed she was just having trouble pushing the cart over it, so I stepped back to give her room. Just then a guy came up behind her and I assumed he was going to assist her. That's not what happened.

The guy told her "nice try" and she proceeded to stride away into the parking lot. It turns out the guy was an employee and he was holding a device that locked the cart as she was trying to leave with a cartful of groceries she hadn't paid for. They didn't go after her, and the guy and another female employee who was stationed at the door seemed almost amused at the brazen attempt.

Once I realized what had just happened, I was shocked that someone would try to just waltz out of the store with stolen items and not even panic when caught. I asked the female employee, "People actually do that?" Her response: "All day long."

I'm thinking loss prevention might be a bit more exciting job than people realize. Years ago, at a Guitar Center, one of the employees told me a story about a guy who tried to steal an $11,000 guitar by shoving the neck down one of his pant legs, then covering the body with his shirt. And then he tried to nonchalantly walk stiff-legged out of the store. People are crazy. And stupid.


Saturday, January 2, 2021

He's not wrong


This is a perfect example of how ridiculous these rules are. We are required to wear masks, but if the masks protect us from the virus, then why not open up all businesses? And if they don't, why are they required? Why can I go to Costco and Walmart, but not my local mom and pop shop or restaurant? If the six foot separation helps prevent transmission, why can I walk right past someone in the grocery store, but then have to stand way behind that same person at the check stand? And what happened to wearing gloves? That was a thing when this all started, and then suddenly it wasn't.

And then there's this picture, which has been making the rounds on the internets:


Yeah.  None of this makes sense.


Saturday, November 21, 2020

This person is my new hero

Hilarious. Too bad he won't learn anything from it.

Friday, August 21, 2020

Sausage fest

Okay, so this picture has been making the rounds on the interwebs lately, and this morning it popped up one too many times on my social media, so of course I have to weigh in on it.


So many things come to mind:

  • First off, I'm pretty sure whoever designed this packaging is out of a job.
  • The whole idea of fake meat is off-putting to begin with. When they take on the appearance of sad wrinkly peens, that doesn't help the cause.
  • Gives new meaning to "Eat a dick." Sorry, but it was there. I had to say it.
  • One of the many things I learned in culinary school was the importance of presentation. This is a massive presentation fail.
  • Seriously, WHO DESIGNED THIS PACKAGING???
And now I'm hearing Beavis and Butthead in my head snickering over "package".  Lordy. I've gotta get my mind out of the gutter.