Monday, April 14, 2025
RIP Jed the Fish
Monday, May 13, 2024
Recent reading: "Behind the Door"
Thursday, January 25, 2024
Holy donkeyballs, Weatherman!!!
Monday, August 21, 2023
Storm of the Century
Monday, January 23, 2023
Oh, Perry
Saturday, December 17, 2022
RIP P-22
Monday, April 26, 2021
The 2021 Academy Awards
Because of the pandemic, this was no ordinary Oscars, which was held at Union Station in Downtown L.A. and not at the event's usual home at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.
One thing that didn't change was the opulent swag bag handed out to nominees in the Director, Actor, and Actress categories. This year's bag was worth a whopping $205,000 each. You can see the dizzying list of items in the bag here. I thought about actually making a list then decided not to torture myself, as it's a mind-boggling collection of excess (although if anyone wants to gift me a trip to Golden Door, I'd happily accept). The only thing that made me feel better about the bag is that the recipients at least have to pay income tax on its value.
Unfortunately for the show itself, a change of scenery didn't seem to inspire a more entertaining awards show than we've seen in the past. Here is a boatload of mostly harsh reviews courtesy of PrimeTimer. Alison Martino of Vintage Los Angeles had a brilliant suggestion about honoring the unusual and historic location, which no doubt would have been an improvement to the show. Maybe next year they should hire her to be part of the production team.
One of the stranger things the producers did was moving the Best Picture announcement to third from the end, rather than at the end as has always been done. There is a lot of talk online that they did this in the belief/hope that the late Chadwick Boseman would win Best Actor (for a number of reasons) and they felt what no doubt would have been a very emotional acceptance speech by his widow would be a great capper to the evening. Instead, Anthony Hopkins won and on top of that wasn't present to accept the award in person, so what was supposed to be a big finish to the show ended up being embarrassingly anti-climactic (or so I've read; I haven't actually watched an awards show in years). But it ended up backfiring on them big time. I bet they move Best Picture back to the finale next year.
I can almost understand their reasoning. Boseman's death was tragic (he was only 43), he was gifted, respected, and well-liked, and it would be the last opportunity for the Motion Picture Academy to honor him. It's easy to see how he would have been a deserving sentimental favorite in the vein of Heath Ledger. Add in the whole "Oscars So White" movement over the past few years and Boseman seemed like a shoe-in. But in retrospect, that's what happens when you pander and/or try to make a big change just for the sake of doing something different. It can bite you in the ass big-time.
There's also a great article in the PrimeTimer link that opines that the change ended up being unfair to the producers of Nomadland, three of whom were women, robbing them of their big moment at the conclusion of the broadcast. It's an interesting take and I don't completely disagree.
Congratulations are due to Hopkins for becoming the oldest Best Actor winner at age 83. It was his second win in six nominations, and his first since winning for his portrayal of Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs. Also congrats to Frances McDormand, who became a three-time Best Actress winner last night, and just for good measure scored a fourth Oscar as a Nomadland producer. In unrelated news, The Brother and I are going to see a screening of Fargo on the big screen this weekend. There is no limit to how many times I can watch McDormand as Marge Gunderson.
Another criticism I'm seeing a lot of was the In Memoriam segment. When will awards show ever learn that if there's one thing fans and viewers don't want less of, it's this segment? If your broadcast is going to be bloated anyway, take a couple minutes more to honor your dead. And include everyone. I can't remember the last time there was an awards show and there weren't complaints about people being left out. You'd think producers would pick up on that at some point.
And now early ratings are in and they aren't pretty: Oscars Ratings Crash To All-Time Low; Viewership Falls Below 10M For First Time Ever. These are only early Nielsen numbers, but they're still horrific:
In delayed fast national results just released by Nielsen, the 93rd Academy Awards were watched by a mere 9.85 million, with a dismal rating of 1.9 among the 18-49 demographic.
That is an all-time low for Hollywood's biggest night - by a huge margin.
In fact, it is a drop of over 48% in terms of audience from what the previous low of the 2020 Oscars snared on February 9 last year. In terms of the key demo, the 2021 Oscars is down a crushing 64.2% in the earlier ratings from the 2020 Oscars.
I'll leave you with this, because it's freaking hilarious, although I'm pretty sure they cleared out any homeless near Union Station so the beautiful people didn't have to see what's becoming increasingly common in Southern Cal neighborhoods:
Updated 4/27/21: Final numbers pushed the audience up to 10.4 million - still a stunning fall from grace for a broadcast that used to be a worldwide event that few missed.
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
I wonder if the bars are still on Blanche's bedroom window...
The Hancock Park (Los Angeles) house made famous as the residence of the Hudson sisters in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? is on the market for the first time in almost 50 years. The price tag? Just under $3.8 million. No word on if the price includes a nosy neighbor on the driveway side.
Alas, the interiors don't match the film. While the exterior of the house figured prominently in the story, interiors were filmed on a soundstage. In fact, if you scroll through the pictures in the listing, the inside of the house is depressingly modern. But the outside almost makes up for it. Not gonna lie, if I was some crazy gazillionaire, I'd buy the house and then pay a contractor to rebuild the interior to match the movie.
I wonder what kind of looky-loo traffic they get.
Friday, October 16, 2020
"I hope like 300 kids egg your house..."
OK, I thought this was funny:
Some states are wide open, California is still dealing with this shit.
Seriously, world-class places like California and Los Angeles deserve better.
Since I'm in an apartment I don't get trick-or-treaters, but I wouldn't mind seeing a 4th of July type of reaction from fed-up Angelenos. Remember when our political betters told us not to celebrate that holiday, and everyone did just the opposite and lit up the sky, because fuck corrupt career politicians? Yeah, something like that.
Updated 10/17/20: More California "leadership" humor. Yeah, we the people are fed up:
Wednesday, July 15, 2020
Recent reading: "The Castle on Sunset"
The Castle on Sunset: Life, Death, Love, Art, and Scandal in Hollywood's Chateau Marmont by Shawn Levy
This is a wonderful, amazingly comprehensive look at the star-studded history of the legendary Chateau Marmont, the gorgeous, historic hotel that towers over the east end of the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood.
Levy has done his homework. The book covers the entirety of the hotel's life, beginning in 1926, when Fred Horowitz bought a then-remote piece of property west of Hollywood on which he envisioned building a luxury apartment building whose design was inspired by the Chateau d'Amboise in the Loire valley of France. The Chateau opened in early 1929. Later that year, the stock market crashed and the Great Depression began. Three years after the crash, Horowitz sold the Chateau to Albert E. Smith, co-founder of the Vitagraph movie studio and the parade of owners - and eras - began.
The book is broken into sections of ownership and the hotel's status during those periods, beginning with "The Dream" (1927-1932), "A Second Birth" (1932-1942), "An Identity Emerges" (1942-1965), "Tumult and Decay" (1965-1975), "Rescue and Restoration" (1975-1990) and finally to the Chateau most people know today, the high-priced, high-profile celebrity hangout developed by famous - and eventually infamous - hotelier Andre Balazs: "A Golden Age" (1990-present).
Hollywood embraced the hotel over the decades. It has served the industry as a home for some of its most celebrated, giving them a private, inspirational place to create, a then-inexpensive first home for those new to town who would go on to become legends, a discreet place to carry on affairs, as well as a place to encamp when the dissolution of one's marriage required a quick, discreet new address, and eventually a Hollywood hotspot.
There are tales of creative genius, scandalous behavior, and the hotel's obsession with protecting its denizens and their antics from the media and masses. As the building deteriorated over a certain period of its life, it's ability to keep the secrets of its tenants and visitors earned it a surprising loyalty from people who could afford to stay at more elegant and well-kept places. In fact, a large contingent of its residents embraced the hotel's descent into shabbiness, willing to tolerate patchwork and sometimes non-existent repairs, maintenance, and updates because they loved the life that the Chateau's walls protected from the outside world. Actress Jill Clayburgh once implored a reporter not to praise the Chateau in print: "Oh, don't mention the hotel! Then all the tourists will come. If you must say something about this place, say it's terrible. Please say it's terrible!" There was something about life at the Chateau Marmont that couldn't be found anywhere else, and those who lived in it and loved it were willing to put up with a lot to keep that aspect of it intact.
The book of course covers the infamous drug overdose death of John Belushi, and it's an expectedly depressing story. But as much as that would seem to be the obvious chapter to pull a quote from, I had to go with these paragraphs from the last few pages of the book, because it really sums up the life - past and present - of a place that touched so many who lived within its walls, so many of whom were creatives and for whom the Chateau Marmont was such a large part of their life, work, and art.
You can't fully tell the history of Hollywood movies or the Sunset Strip without making reference to it; it sits inside a pair of stories in which, technically, as an inanimate edifice of concrete, steel, wood, and glass, it has taken no part. Stately, steady, solid, redoubtable, it presides over its setting - literal and figurative - with an air of patient boredom. All the sensations that have transpired within and without it, all the zealots and visionaries and schemers and charlatans who've inhabited it, all the deals - of all sorts - that have been sparked or completed or scuttled within its confines: It's a saga of weight and drama and impact befitting an entity of far longer and more storied history.
Chateau Marmont isn't as old as Hollywood or as large or as influential. It doesn't define the Sunset Strip or symbolize it or embody its greatest legends. But it is intrinsic to the stories of both those institutions.
If you have any interest in historic Hollywood - and especially if you're as crazy about it as I am - you need to read this book. And now I need to add staying at the Chateau Marmont to my bucket list.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Only in L.A.: Boom mic in the water
I don't know how he doesn't get zapped. There's got to be something electrical going on there.
More pics here.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Feel the rain!
Don't get wet.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
How appropriate for my first day of jury duty
Heading out to lunch today, saw this on the corner of the block the courthouse is on (in Downtown L.A., Civic Center area):
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Okay, so apparently the Davids AREN'T included...
In addition to the statuary sale, there will be Open Houses and as the Curbed article says, they are sure to be packed and I'm guessing there will be a lot of online coverage made available. Personally, I can't wait.
Christmas sure will be boring without the Davids, although I'm guessing other residents of the 3rd and Muirfield Road area may not agree.
David pics snicked from Blogging L.A. and losanjealous.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Just another day on The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
This story reminded me of Elmo and Mr. Incredible in cuffs and Anger Management Batman. Some things never change. Maybe it's the costumes, or maybe the frustration of thwarted dreams of stardom. Maybe it's the water in Crazytown. We may never know.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
House of Davids is for sale. Davids included.
Young used to love turning heads — lighting up the lawn, throwing over-the-top theme parties, dressing his naked giant slayers in long red Santa hats for Christmas and "Thriller" jackets in tribute to the late King of Pop.Ah, I think I see the problem here. House of Davids = famous. Norwood Young...not so much. To his credit, he is big enough to admit it and to admit that he let the idea of fame get the better of him.
But now he is done with the Davids, he says.
As long as the people who buy the house pay him, so be it if they strip it back to basic ranch.
"I wouldn't give a rat's behind what they did," says this man who has been singing professionally all his life and has grown tired of being known not for his voice but for his house.
But most people don't see the house and think Norwood Young, he says. Most people think Davids.Young is apparently a genuinely talented singer who suffered childhood sexual abuse, and good for him for surviving that. As far as his career is concerned, the sad fact (as many people involved in creative pursuits can attest) is that talent and ability are not necessarily guarantees of success in the entertainment industry. It sounds like he's reached a point in life where he just wants some semblance of normalcy, that he's realized that excess and outrageous behavior isn't going to fill any emotional voids. Although if he still becomes renowned for his singing, that's okay too. Wherever he goes next, I can't help but wish him the best, his horrific tastes in home and garden decorating notwithstanding.
Young came to L.A. in 1994 seeking success and fame. When the Davids made news, he thought he'd found them...
"The idea was to ride the wave of the house and segue that into my music," he says. "But it didn't quite pan out that way."
The House of Davids became an L.A. celebrity. Norwood Young the singer did not...
But in 2007, he appeared on an E! Entertainment TV reality show, "High Maintenance 90210," ordering around a butler. He was on his way to becoming an Angelyne, famous only for pursuit of fame.
"My love for music never changed. My commitment to it did — " he says. "With the house came parties. With the parties came drugs. The drugs meant you didn't get up the next day at a decent hour, so life just went by. So for me, I just lived vicariously through the house."
The house and the Davids, on the other hand, have taken on a life of their own. I always wondered what the neighbors really thought of it. It will be interesting to see who buys the place and what they do with its unique landscaping.
304 S. Muirfield Road for sale on Curbed L.A., Redfin and Zillow.
Image snicked from Curbed L.A. article.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Oh Los Angeles, I love you. Don't ever change.
The only way this could be any better is if he hadn't assaulted anyone. I hope the woman is okay. None of the reports I've seen so far have any details of the attack or how badly she was hurt.
Okay, he wasn't completely nude. He was wearing socks. But still...only in LA!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
A car chase that was unusual even by Los Angeles standard
Like so much about the O.J. Simpson/Nicole Brown Simpson/Ron Goldman case, it was a bizarro world moment, something you couldn't make up.
Like many Southern Californians I was at home (which at the time was an apartment in San Dimas) watching in shock as local news broadcast the spectacle that starred a fugitive celebrity and a speed limit abiding white Ford Bronco.
I wonder how the Simpson kids are doing these days.
Show airs tonight on ESPN at 7pm PDT.
Footage and commentary from that bizarre evening:
Friday, June 4, 2010
Goodnight, sweet Coach
Among his many accomplishments as coach was a legendary winning streak that was a part of my childhood. From the linked article:
From the moment that center Bill Walton stepped on the court at the start of the 1971-72 season, the Bruins seemed untouchable. With the smooth-shooting Keith Wilkes at forward, the "Walton Gang" stormed through consecutive 30-0 seasons, winning their sixth and seventh straight titles.My Dad had attended UCLA for a couple of years and followed the Bruins as a fan. As a kid, I remember him watching Bruins basketball on TV, and they never lost. Never, that's just how it was, until Notre Dame finally brought that insane winning streak to an end. I remember my Dad telling me that some of the players on the Bruins squad had almost made it through their entire college career without ever losing a single game. That is just astounding.
It was during this era that the Bruins won 88 consecutive games, a streak that ended with a loss at Notre Dame on Jan. 19, 1974.
I bought Wooden's book Wooden: A Lifetime of Observations and Reflections On and Off the Court a few years ago. I already knew about his amazing accomplishments with the Bruins, and had always heard great things about him as a person, but in reading this book I was astonished at the caliber of his personal character. This was a man with a pristine moral code, a man who practiced what he preached and didn't fall back on excuses. He was a man of an era that ceased to exist a long time ago, and that's our loss. If the world was ruled by men like John Wooden, it would be a significantly better place.
Keep in mind that this man with his extremely old-fashioned ways coached in Los Angeles in the sixties and seventies, and found wild success without abandoning his values or morals. And while his young players may have chafed under rules that were throwbacks to a different generation (no facial hair, no profanity), they also thrived and excelled under them. They may not have always liked Wooden's rules, but they made history by adhering to them.
Coach Wooden's official website (make sure your sound is on to hear Coach)
UCLA pays tribute
This is a tough loss for Angelenos. Sure, 99 years is a good run, but that doesn't change the fact that the world is a poorer place losing a man like John Wooden.
Godspeed Coach.





















