Monday, December 20, 2010

Christmas at The Grove

Survived a trip to The Grove Friday so I could skip it over the last weekend before Christmas.  It was relatively painless (except for the line at Anthropologie - came home and ordered the gift card Mom is getting me online).

The Grove was decked out in all its holiday finery.  Although there were quite a few ads around for Tron and Yogi Bear, the place wasn't completely wallpapered with them like it was last year for Sherlock Holmes, which was a huge relief as I was expecting the worst.

Even though it was pretty dreary, it was still a beautiful sight.  Looking down from the 6th level of the parking structure:

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That's a really tall tree!

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It was a lot busier than this picture indicates.

These guys were actually playing Hava Nagila when I took this:

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Merry Christmas to everyone!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Merry Christmas from the San Jose Sharks

 

In a box, in a dumpster, somewhere on North 1st Street!

Friday, December 10, 2010

More fun with job hunting

Check out this ad on Craigslist: Administrative Assistant (Los Angeles).

In case you're wondering why I linked this, here is the first line of the ad:
Please include a recent picture as part of the resume
Yeah.  I really want to work for these people.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

And yet another year end writing competition

They're starting to get really creative about these things:
The Great Movie And TV Loglines Contest
Do you have a great story to pitch to movie producers or a TV showrunner? Here's a new way to get it noticed: write a great logline. Enter it into this contest. If it's one of the best, we'll get it to producers, agents, and managers. This unique (and easy and inexpensive) contest is an opportunity for produced screenwriters, screenwriters with scripts ready to show, and writers who have not yet written a script.
This contest is sponsored by Creative Screenwriting Magazine, which will publish the top 50 loglines.  Deadline is 1/31/11.  Full details here.

Other competitions currently open include:

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Rudolph Christmas Parade tragedy

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.  Half of it is listening to the people who filmed it react.  They sound like fun.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Hallelujah Choruses

Hallelujah flash mobs are the big thing this Christmas.  Here's one at a Philadelphia Macy's:


And in the food court of an unspecified mall:


Gorgeous.  I wonder what it's like to be able to sing like that.  I'd never shut up if I had a voice like that.

And from last year, as performed by "Silent Monks":

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Sunshine in a bag

Shhhh, don't tell Sophie...picked up a Christmas gift for her last night at Fresh & Easy:

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 Caaaaatniiiiip!!!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Conservative movie buff humor

From my Dad, via email, although you don't have to be conservative or a Republican to take the test...just to LOL at it:

Movie Test:
  
  
  • Pick a number from 1-9.
  

  • Multiply by 3.
  
 
  • Add 3.
  
  
  • Multiply by 3 again.
  
  
  • Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
  
  
Movie List:
  

1. Gone With The Wind
  
2. E.T.
  
3. Beverly Hills Cop
  
4. Star Wars
  
5. Forrest Gump
  
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
  
7. Jaws
  
8. Grease
  
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
  
10. Casablanca
  
11. Jurassic Park
  
12. Shrek
  
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
  
14. Titanic
  
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
  
16. Home Alone
  
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
  
18. Toy Story
 
Go ahead, pick a number...any number!!!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mission accomplished

Got my spy logline script pages in just at deadline this evening.  It was fun and even if nothing comes of it, it was still a great exercise in taking on a writing assignment and of thinking outside the box and beyond the obvious.

Writing competitions are starting to get more creative and I'm loving that.  Presented by the Writers Store, the Industry Insider Screenwriting Contest provides a logline from screenwriter Simon Kinberg (Sherlock Holmes, Mr. and Mrs. Smith) and you submit up to the first fifteen pages of the script.  The top ten finalists enter a 12-week mentoring program with the goal of completing a feature spec based on the logline.  When finished, a winner will be chosen from that group.  The contest is judged by Kinberg and production company Benderspink (The Butterfly Effect, The Hangover, Red Eye, A History of Violence).

The logline:
A spy who has spent life wining and dining young women suddenly gets a major surprise when his daughter knocks on his door.
Initially, I was going to blow this off because spy thriller really isn't a genre I have any interest or expertise in, at least as far as writing.  But when I got the second email reminder, I had a burst of inspiration and realized the logline wasn't anywhere near as restrictive as I'd first thought.  Because there were so many things it didn't specify:
  • Genre.  It doesn't have to be a spy thriller, or even a drama.  It could be a comedy or even something supernatural.  Vampires are huge these days, you know.
  • The logline doesn't specify that he's a master spy, or really any good at it at all, just that he likes his women young.  The wining and dining sort of indicates he's smooth and charming, but that could be in his mind - the beautiful young things could be putting up with him because they want or need things from him, like, oh say classified state secrets.  It also doesn't really indicate if he's a current or retired spy.
  • Although it's inferred, nowhere does it say that the daughter is unknown to the spy, just that it's a big surprise when she shows up.  It doesn't say why he's surprised to see her.
  • In fact, there's really not a lot about the daughter provided, other than she's his daughter and her arrival is a unexpected.  She could be anything from a precocious orphan to an accomplished adult.  Or a dysfunctional, non-accomplished adult.  As a writer, I'm pretty much being given carte blanche with the character of the daughter.  I took it, too.
One of the benefits (*procrastination excuse alert!*) of waiting until the last minute to submit is in addition to apparently working best under pressure of deadline (yeah, that's it) I was able to finally find a catalyst for the daughter's arrival and also the threat/conflict in the story: this week's latest Wikileaks scandal!  Thanks Julian Assange, you rat bastard!  And no, you don't get to be in the movie.  I changed your name.  I changed the name of your stupid website too, although it's pretty obvious who I'm talking about.

Hey, not to change the subject, but speaking of Assange and Wikileaks, don't we have Black Ops or something like that to deal with people who endanger our national security?

Gary Don't forget the signal when they come for you, Julian!  (If you don't get this, go here.)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Woohoo, I can see my card in here!

Angel Acres Horse Rescue Christmas Fundraiser:

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Come on people, it's for the horses and it's only a dollar!  Even I can afford that!  Believe!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

OMG I want to see this so bad

Tickets are on sale for South Park duo's The Book of Mormon.  (If you click on this link, be sure to scroll over the doorbell.)

I take consolation in the knowledge that if it's successful (which I'm counting on) eventually it will play in L.A.

Also, whoever designed the poster deserves some sort of award.  Seriously, check this out:

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So very, very awesome.

You can follow The Book of Mormon on Facebook and Twitter.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

All they do is win, win, win

I've been sick for over a week now, so the past week or so has been completely unproductive.  Feels like such a waste of time.  I've missed a job interview and an Academy screening of 100 year old silents.  Seriously bummed.

On the upside, also sick (in the good way) are the Kings.  They are fifteen games into the new season and have only lost three games so far.  Jonathan Quick has a 10-1 record.  Last night's victory over a hapless NY Islanders team (their 10th straight loss) gave the Kings their best start ever.  They are not only undefeated at home, but have also yet to give up a power play goal at home.  I expected them to be improved this season but this is just crazy.  Everyone involved is enjoying life as a King and Kings fan.