Why yes, that is my little blue Corolla in a space clearly marked "COMPACT". The massive truck next to it, also in a spot clearly marked "COMPACT" and parked waaaay too close to the aforementioned Little Blue: Not mine. I can read. Also, I can park.
I considered waiting for the idiot truck owner to come out so I could congratulate him on his selfish stupidity, but opted for opening my door as hard as I could. I had just enough room to slip in. I didn't look, but I'm hoping this particular shade of blue shows up really well on his paint job. Too bad I didn't have a heavier door, I could have really left a sign of my regard for his parking idiocy.
The truck was actually sticking out into the lane. Maybe next time he can just park on top of my car. I mean, if you want the world to know you park like a jackass, go all out.
Fuzzy photo taken with my Crackberry.