Interview with screenwriter of "Fast Five"

I was just cleaning up some old bookmarked pages that I'd never gotten around to reading and found this gem on an article about 10 Cool Things on the Web.  It's a bit late (Fast Five was released last April) but is just too priceless not to share.  From the Onion News Network, it's an interview with the 5-year-old screenwriter of Fast Five:

"Morgan spent a whole day working on "Fast Five" script."