Not The Onion

Men's restrooms at Brown University to be stocked with feminine hygiene products.

I would give anything to hear this article read by Movie Trailer Announcer Guy, preceded by, "In a world gone mad..."

Man, these little social justice warriors are going to be in for the shocks of their lives when they get out into the big bad world and get belted with a heaping dose of reality.

As usual, South Park nails it.