Comedy writer for God

Had a busy weekend at the California Crime Writers Conference (more about that later), so today I'm weeding through my emails and I found this:

It's from LinkedIn. I do have an account, I just don't do anything with it. They periodically send me emails with jobs and that's pretty much the extent of my involvement. I think I've maxed out on social media accounts, plus I don't find LinkedIn particularly user friendly.

But maybe I should reconsider, seeing as how they have job listings from God and what not.