This one may or may not work for some people, but my Mom and I thought it was hysterical and I had to buy it. I got it at the always wonderful Huntington Store on what turned out to be my last shopping trip with Mom in February, before she passed away in early March. I give you Marie Antoinette salt and pepper shakers:
Just like this shark, a magnet holds the two pieces in place. Kind of sick, I know, but creative as hell.