Sorry for the language, but this is one of the more bizarre headlines and stories I've seen in a long time. And as someone who spends waaaaay too much time on the internet, that's saying something.
Man tries to buy 8-year-old at Walmart for $200,000.
And just to make this story even more bizarre, dude is 81 years old.
I hope he at least turns out to have been on drugs or something. At least that would be a partial explanation. Either way, the hell is wrong with people?