Thursday, May 28, 2020
Big Boy has been kidnapped!!!
Footage of the Bobnapping can be seen here. If you recognize these thugs please contact the authorities (or Bob's in Norco).
There is some suspicion that this might turn out to be a high school senior prank, as it wouldn't be the first time some teenagers decided to temporarily relocated the beloved local icon. I think my Mom used to have stories like this from her high school days. I don't know what else you'd do with him - you can't keep him, someone will eventually rat you out. And given how much this year's seniors missed out on, you really can't blame them. Except for the part about breaking the law and all that.
Whatever the case, I hope he gets home soon and in one piece.