For $600 you get:
|Includes, among other things, a sauce packet garter and bow-tie, |
sauce packet bouquet (which is a loaner, in case you need something
borrowed), t-shirts, a 12-pack of tacos, and a Cinnabon cake.
|Taco Bell Chihuahua not included.|
This almost makes getting hitched by an Elvis impersonator look like a legit decision made by sober adults serious about the sanctity of marriage.
And don't think I won't use this in a story someday, because I totally will.
However, to each his own, live and let live, yadda yadda yadda. So if you would actually like to get married in a Taco Bell (which no one will ever judge you for) you can check out the deets at Taco Bell Wedding.