Ahem. May I have your attention please.

Hockey season is imminent, so expect to see me posting stuff like this.

Via NHL on Facebook, THIS:

Does your breakfast lack team spirit? Spice up the most important meal of the day with this Los Angeles Kings ProToast™ toaster from Pangea®. The retro-style appliance leaves the mark of the team logo on every piece of bread. It also features adjustable settings and can accommodate 2 slices of bread.

I realize there's an obvious "The Kings are toast" joke in here and that I really should be looking at the Ducks toaster, but there's no way anything bearing a Quacks logo defiles my home.  Or my toast.

Team toasters on Shop NHL.com