Sunday, October 14, 2012

More military humor

Support our troops or get the f-k out is on a roll.  Military humor meets a blonde joke!

Sgt Homer, a handsome dude, walks into the NCO Club and sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looks at Sgt Homer and says, "Do you think he will jump?"

Sgt Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied. "Well,I bet he won't."

Sgt Homer placed a $20 dollar bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building and fell to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Sgt Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."

Sgt Homer replies. "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the five o'clock news and I knew he would jump."

The blonde replies,"I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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