Some things you look at and they're so cool, and some things you look at and you think, "That guy is seriously batshit crazy, and he's lucky to be alive."
This is one of those batshit crazy things:
Here's the insane story: Crazy-ass diver with a death wish leaves cage to give enormous great white shark a high five.
That dude has bragging rights forever. Good thing someone got the shot. Can you imagine pulling that off and no one got a picture for proof?
Oh, and also...THE. SIZE. OF. THAT. THING.
H/T to @LAKingsDru on Twitter for the only non-choking shark in my Hockey feed.