We were all thinking it...

Pretty much the entire internet reacted the same way to Thursday morning's startling news that the FBI had arrested Jeffrey Epstein's partner in crime Ghislaine Maxwell, and that was basically to mimic the "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" bit.

Yep, we were all thinking it.

When I went looking for mentions of Maxwell on social media, look what popped up when I typed in her first name, particularly number 3:

A few results:

The Babylon Bee, of course, wasn't going to be satisfied with saying what we were all thinking. As usual, they took it one step further:

Suicide? Arkancide? You decide.

There are rumors on the internet that Maxwell is going to sing like a canary and drop some big, big names. She'd better do it fast, before she has an unfortunate accident. She's probably the last hope for any of her and Epstein's evil cronies to face justice. I hope she tells all.