When life gives you lemons...

Gotta say, I really admire someone who can take a crappy situation and find a way to make it work for them. This is currently on eBay:

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I haven't had any luck with the non-surgical masks (they make me feel like I'm being smothered) otherwise I'd order these. I hope this vendor makes a mint off these things. Good on him/her.