Friday, August 21, 2020

Sausage fest

Okay, so this picture has been making the rounds on the interwebs lately, and this morning it popped up one too many times on my social media, so of course I have to weigh in on it.

So many things come to mind:

  • First off, I'm pretty sure whoever designed this packaging is out of a job.
  • The whole idea of fake meat is off-putting to begin with. When they take on the appearance of sad wrinkly peens, that doesn't help the cause.
  • Gives new meaning to "Eat a dick." Sorry, but it was there. I had to say it.
  • One of the many things I learned in culinary school was the importance of presentation. This is a massive presentation fail.
And now I'm hearing Beavis and Butthead in my head snickering over "package".  Lordy. I've gotta get my mind out of the gutter.

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