Thursday, January 5, 2012

Twitter: Bringing celebrities and normal people together since, oh, very recently

The Kings had the day off Tuesday and forward Mike Richards spent at least some of it lazily contemplating whether or not it was time to dismantle his Christmas tree.  So he did what we all do these days - he hopped on to Twitter for advice:


Kings fans were happy to jump in and help out.  At first, the advice was practical and helpful:

(Yes, I know, his avatar...)

Then the inevitable snarky advice started up:


Of course I offered up my two cents worth:

Between being Brushfire Nation and the recent arsons, we 
Angelenos are a tad touchy about the flammables.

That's right, since my previous observations, I've come to the conclusion that my Christmas-obsessed neighbor must have a fake tree.  There no way this apartment building still stands uncharred if it's real.

But the point here is that I just love how much Twitter has decreased the distance and contact between people in the public eye and those who keep them there.  A few Kings fans, myself included, had a quick, informal chat about how long you can safely keep your Christmas tree going before it goes down in flames with Mike Freaking Richards, just like we would amongst our non-celebrity selves.  And that is absolutely awesome.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Peeping Tomcat

Nothing happens until about the 16 second mark, but it's definitely worth the wait.


In related news, Sophie continues to be a massive fail in the internet stardom department.

 You're six now, about time you started pulling your own weight around here.  Sophie?  Hello?

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Screening: It's a Wonderful Life at the Egyptian Theatre

The Christmas classic was shown on the big screen at the Egyptian Theatre just a few days before the holiday weekend.

It's a Wonderful Life (Liberty Films, 1946)
Starring James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell and Henry Travers 
Directed by Frank Capra
Screenplay by Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett and Frank Capra, with additional scenes by Jo Swerling (based on the short story "The Greatest Gift" by Philip Van Doren Stern)
Nominated for five Academy Awards: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor (James Stewart), Best Film Editing and Best Sound Recording

George Bailey has reached the end of his rope.  Hearing the prayers of the many people who love him and have benefited from his kindness and generosity, the heavens take pity on George.  Clarence (Travers), a guardian angel desperately trying to earn his wings, is assigned the task of saving him.  But first Clarence must learn George's story and how he came to this hopeless point in life.  What unfolds onscreen is the story of a man with dashed big dreams of escaping what he considers to be a meaningless, small-town existence, and how he learns how much of an impact a seemingly small, meaningless existence can have.

George (the fantastic child actor Robert J. Anderson) is a good kid with big dreams and ambitions.  He's also a lifesaver, literally.  He saves his younger brother Harry when the boy crashes through some ice while playing, and saves a couple more lives when he prevents his employer Mr. Gower, the town druggist, from accidentally filling a prescription with poison (the old man was distracted by grief, having just received news that his son had died). 

We then see George as a young man (Stewart) ready to leave Bedford Falls behind and take on the world.  Unfortunately for George things don't always go as planned and he's forced to stay behind to take over his late father's struggling building and loan company, lest it fall into the hands of the town's wealthiest citizen, the slumlord Mr. Potter.  A deal is struck for Harry to head off to college first, with the understanding that when Harry returns, he will take George's place at the savings and loan, freeing him up to head to school and pursue his adventures.  However when Harry returns home four years later, it's with a lovely bride whose father has offered him a great job elsewhere.  To add insult to injury, when World War II starts, George is unable to enlist because his rescue of Harry when they were kids resulted in an illness that left him deaf in one ear, while Harry goes on to become a famous war hero, saving hundreds of his fellow soldiers.

George's life in Bedford Falls becomes increasingly entrenched as the years go by.  He acquires a bride, Mary (Reed) a home and children.  As time passes his dreams of great adventure and success begin to fade into the past.  His building and loan company make life better for numerous denizens of Bedford Falls and keep Mr. Potter from completely taking over the town and trashing it.  His good work doesn't make him rich, but it is a good life, even if it isn't the one he'd originally envisioned for himself.

Things come to a breaking point on Christmas Eve when the absent-minded Uncle Billy (Mitchell) accidentally misplaces $8,000 of the building and loan's cash (with an assist to the evil Potter, who finds the money and keeps it).  With a bank auditor breathing down their necks, they are suddenly faced with the possibility of bankruptcy, prison and ruin.  Distraught, George rips into Uncle Billy, then later bolts from his home, leaving behind a worried family.  He's even reduced to begging Potter for help, only to be mocked for the $500 equity in a $15,000 life insurance policy George tries to offer as collateral.  Potter then cruelly notes with that policy George is worth more dead than alive.

George ends up at a bridge on the outskirts of town.  He makes the horrific decision to end it all by plunging into the icy water below, but then Clarence goes into action, jumping in himself knowing that the honorable George will save him, which he does.

Despite the rescue, George understandably considers the self-described guardian angel as daft, but when he suggests that he would have been better off never having been born, Clarence has a light bulb moment and gives him his wish, showing him exactly what life in Bedford Falls would have been like without him.  It's not a pretty sight.  Bedford Falls has become Pottersville, a sleazy, lawless place overrun by dance halls and pawn shops.  The townspeople whose lives were improved by Bailey's savings and loan are trapped in Potter's slums.  The town, once a decent, peaceful place to live has become a cesspool.

Even worse is the human toll of George's non-existence.  Because George wasn't there to pull him out, his brother Harry drowned after crashing through the ice, and Clarence points out that since Harry didn't grow up to be a war hero, all the soldiers he saved are now dead as well.  The loss of her only son has taken a horrible toll on their mother, who now runs a boarding house and is bitter and ugly, both in manner and appearance.  Mr. Gower is now a doddering, pathetic drunk, a target of mistreatment and derision because George wasn't there to prevent him from accidentally poisoning a sick child when he filled the prescription with poison.  And his beloved Mary never found love without him.  Instead of the beautiful and vibrant wife and mother George knows, she is now a mousey, timid spinster.

George is pushed to the edge again, but this time by his desire to live and have his life back.   He ends up back at the bridge, begging to be restored, and he is.  When he returns to town it has changed back to Bedford Falls, and not even the prospect of prison can dim his newfound joy and appreciation for his existence.

He arrives home to find the bank examiner and law enforcement ready to arrest him, but during his absence Mary put out the call for help and all the townsfolk that George helped over the years descend on the Bailey house, donating their life savings to the man who donated his life to them. Then war hero Harry arrives and toasts his brother with the simple words that always move me to tears, every single damn time, without fail (even right now while typing them): "To my big brother George, the richest man I know."  A bell on the Bailey's Christmas tree chimes, prompting the littlest Bailey, Zuzu, to make the famous announcement, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!"  Clarence has finally made it.  Cue "Auld Lang Syne" and one of the greatest endings in the history of film.

And yes, I had something in my eye as I was leaving the theater.

Some It's a Wonderful Life trivia:
  • The movie was not initially a hit with audiences.  With a budget of $3.7 million (high for the time), It's a Wonderful Life only brought in $3.3 million upon release.  Its status as a holiday classic is owed directly to television after it fell into public domain, making it cheap for stations to show it.  These airings decades after its release exposed it to a new audience that embraced it as a holiday viewing tradition.
  • James Stewart wasn't sure about signing on because it was so soon after his return from serving in World War II and he wasn't sure he was up to it.  He later named George Bailey as his favorite role.  In 2006 Premiere Magazine put his performance at #8 on its list of 100 Greatest Performances of All Time.
  • Frank Capra considered it his favorite of all his films, which include the classics It Happened One Night, Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, You Can't Take It With You and Arsenic and Old Lace.
  • It's a Wonderful Life was nominated for five Oscars but didn't take home any statuettes.  It was bested in four categories by The Best Years of Our Lives (Best Picture, William Wyler for Best Director, Fredric March for Best Actor and Best Film Editing).  The Jolson Story took home the Oscar for Sound Recording.  Capra did receive the Golden Globe as Best Director.
  • A new method of creating fake snow for filming was created for this picture, earning the RKO Effects Department a Technical Award from the Motion Picture Academy.
  • The gymnasium floor that opens up over a swimming pool in the high school dance scene was real and located at Beverly Hills High School.
  • H.B. Warner, who played the druggist Mr. Gower, originally studied medicine before turning to acting.
  • Seneca Falls, New York is widely regarded as the inspiration for Bedford Falls.  The town has embraced this distinction, holding an annual It's a Wonderful Life celebration in December and also has a hotel named for George Bailey's guardian angel.
  • It's a Wonderful Life originated as a short story by Philip Van Doren Stern, but he was unable to find a publisher for it.  He sent it out as a Christmas card to family and friends and it eventually came to the attention of an RKO producer.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Christmas vid: Marine sings Merry Christmas from Afghanistan

I'm not sure why this isn't getting more love around the internets.  It's an instant classic as far as I'm concerned.


Go to the video's YouTube page and scroll down for the lyrics.  And to our armed forces, as always thank you for your extraordinary service.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Jon Bon Jovi is alive and well and has a great sense of humor

Yesterday the internets were abuzz with rumors of the rocker's untimely demise.  Fortunately, the rumors were false, albeit started intentionally.

I can't imagine how creepy it must be to see reports of your own death all over the place, but apparently Bon Jovi took it in stride, posting this picture online to assure his fans that he is still alive and well:

There's definitely a New Jersey/Hell joke in there, 
but in the spirit of the season I'm going to let it go.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christmas vids of the Budweiser Clydesdales along with some not so great news about them

For the first time in 58 years, the Rose Parade will be without the Budweiser Clydesdales after Anheuser-Busch decided the world-famous event, which is watched by millions worldwide, no longer meets their marketing needs.  Whatever.

To take that nasty taste out of our mouths, here are some ads from Christmas past featuring the beautiful, iconic horses.



Friday, December 16, 2011

As seen in "Mommie Dearest"

Kind of creepy in retrospect.  Christmas with Joan.

"I always see to it that they give up something they really love..."

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Your feel good story of the day

Get your Kleenex ready.  Anonymous donors pay off Kmart layaway accounts.

From the article:
  • At Kmart stores across the country, Santa seems to be getting some help: Anonymous donors are paying off strangers' layaway accounts, buying the Christmas gifts other families couldn't afford, especially toys and children's clothes set aside by impoverished parents.
  • The benefactors generally ask to help families who are squirreling away items for young children. They often pay a portion of the balance, usually all but a few dollars or cents so the layaway order stays in the store's system.
  • In Missoula, Mont., a man spent more than $1,200 to pay down the balances of six customers whose layaway orders were about to be returned to a Kmart store's inventory because of late payments.
  • A Kmart in Plainfield Township, Mich., called Roberta Carter last week to let her know a man had paid all but 40 cents of her $60 layaway. Carter, a mother of eight from Grand Rapids, Mich., said she cried upon hearing the news. She and her family have been struggling as she seeks a full-time job. "My kids will have clothes for Christmas," she said.

Love it.  Let's hear it for the holiday spirit!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Christmas vid: Foamy the Squirrel

Since I discovered him online a couple years ago, Foamy's Christmas rant has become required holiday viewing for me, right up there with A Christmas Story, the Grinch and A Charlie Brown Christmas.  And also apparently required posting.  Here it is again:

Foamy has issues with neo-Yuppie scum.  But, who among us doesn't?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Happy Birthday, Mom! Stay healthy!

My Mom will hit the big 7-0 in a few weeks, which made this all the more disturbing to me:

"I happen to be a brain surgeon..."

There's a complete transcript here in case you'd rather read than listen.

Basically, this neurosurgeon recently attended a conference in Washington DC with others in his field and they got a look at how the treatment they provide will be impacted by Obamacare.  I don't think he liked it.  Here are a few tidbits he provided:

  • As our population gets older, the majority of our patients are getting over 70. They'll require stroke therapy, aneurysm therapy, and basically what the document stated is that if you're over 70 and you come into an emergency room... if you're on government-supported health care, you'll get "comfort care".
  • ...“ethics panels” or “ethics committees”, would get together and meet and decide where the money would go for hospitals...
  • ...and basically for patients over 70 years of age, that advanced neurosurgical care was not generally indicated.
  • If someone comes in at 70 years of age with a bleed in their brain, I can promise you I’m not going to get a bunch of administrators together on an ethics panel at two in the morning to decide that I’m OK to do surgery.
  • ...we're the most expensive out of all the fields in medicine. And we're the smallest field. But at two, three, four in the morning, we're the ones in the operating room. And we have to wait for an ethics panel to convene, which are not made of physicians -- they're made of administrators. To decide whether a patient should receive our care.
  • ...they don't call them patients, they call them units. And if you're a unit above a certain age, you get comfort care instead of advanced neurosurgical intervention.
  • You know, we always joke around -- 'it's not brain surgery' -- but I did nine years after medical school, I've been in training ten years, and now I have people who don't know a thing about what I'm doing telling me when I can and can't operate.

He also mentioned that this information is not currently available to the public.  Gee, I wonder why?

We have the best health care in the world (despite its faults) and Obama seems determined to reduce it to third world status.  You think only the rich get the best care now?  Wait until this crap kicks in.  You think HMO's are evil and heartless because they "manage" care to save money?  Obamacare will be an HMO on steroids, and without any competition to keep them in line.

Almost all the women in both sides of my family live to at least 90 and with that in mind I have every intention of having Mom around for a couple more decades.  I also plan on adding myself to the family's list of 90-somethings some day.  I'd hate to think either might not happen only because the American government decides to withhold care.  The American government, withholding available, lifesaving medical care from its own citizens.  Think about that.

Remember, they had to pass it so we could find out what was in it.  And now we're starting to find out.  And it's not pretty.  In fact, it may even turn out to be deadly.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Luck of the draw

I've never been one of those people who seem to have all the luck in the world when it comes to winning contests and prizes, which is why the last few days have been so weirdly wonderful.

Last Friday night I learned that I'd won tickets to Saturday's King's game versus Montreal via a giveaway by Kings Vision on Twitter.  The Brother and I headed over to Staples Center the next morning and except for the final score (Habs 2, Kings 1) we had a blast.  The Kings organization has done a hell of a job making the game a fun experience.  They also did some really nice giveaways for the crowd.  One season ticket holder won a Kings guitar that was autographed by the entire team.  Plus, we continue to be blown away by how nice that part of downtown is.  As an additional bonus, while The Brother was waiting for me to arrive, he got a chance to say hi to Luc Robitaille as Luc was entering the arena.

Today I learned that I'd won tickets to tonight's Kings game via Bailey's (the team mascot) Facebook page.  This one was the result of a "first goal of the game" contest during the ugly loss to Anaheim the other night.  I picked Slava Voynov and he came through.  So we're headed back to Staples tonight, hopefully to see the boys break a two game losing streak.  They're going to have to do it against the Minnesota Wild, currently the best team in the league with 39 points (the Kings have 30).

In addition to all this, the Kings just started a fantasy hockey challenge on their website, giving fans the opportunity to win tickets and autographed merchandise.  I've never done a fantasy league before, but decided to give this one a shot.  What have I got to lose?

And with all this in mind, you're damn right I went out and bought a lotto ticket today!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Christmas factoids from Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable's Music Plus Traditional Holiday Tunes station is beyond awesome.  In addition to the really great music, they also publish onscreen holiday trivia.  Here are some things I've learned from them:
  • Christmas carols were created as a way to tell the story of the nativity to people who couldn't read.
  • The Christmas classic The Nutcracker was a flop when it was first performed. (Note: This is also true of It's a Wonderful Life - it was a failure at the box office, only to become a "classic" years later.)
  • Santa Claus was pictured as an elf until Coca-Cola began picturing him as a full-sized person in their ads.
  • The rush for Christmas shopping began in World War II when it was necessary to mail gifts early to troops overseas. 
  • According to weather records, the states with the best chances of having a white Christmas are Michigan, Minnesota and Washington. 
  • The tradition of tinsel is based on a legend about spiders whose webs turned to silver when spun in a Christmas tree.
  • The minimum size requirement for Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree is 65 feet high and 35 feet wide.
  • Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol has been filmed more than 200 times.
  • Jack Nicholson was originally considered for the role of Ralphie's Old Man in A Christmas Story.
Exactly three weeks until the big day!