...that the industry actually thinks you unsophisticated suburban gossip rag-gobbling rubes who are only useful when you're lining their pockets with cold, hard cash will just lap up:
Jennifer Aniston pulls bare breasts from new movie for true soulmate not named Brad Pitt blah blah blah...
Sure she did. You know, because actors and actresses are so anti-getting naked for stardom.
Hollywood will just not stop trying to force-feed Aniston on the world as a movie star, despite the failure of God knows how many countless failed movies she's been in. Including probably this one, the name of which totally escapes me right now, although I could easily page back and look it up, but as a potential movie-goer I just can't be bothered to care. Like I said before, what this woman is really suited to as an actress is Lifetime MOW type stuff. Or maybe another sitcom. Either one of those would probably work a lot better for her.
On the other hand, she is a big celebrity, so the tourists will really go for taking pictures of her star, and they probably don't really care what category it's for. So there's that. Welcome to Hollywood!